2 OBAMA 11
King Barack Version (KbV)
11 And it came to pass, after the year was expired, at the time when kings go forth to battle, that Barack sent his servants, and all the US Forces; and they destroyed the children of al Qaeda, and besieged and killed Osama Bin Laden. But Barack was not satisfied and started the Egyptian Spring and the rebellions of the middleeast.
2 And it came to pass in an eveningtide, that Barack arose from off his bed, and walked upon the roof of the king’s house: and from the roof he saw a rebellion he could foment; and the power he would command if he could foment this revolution would be great.
3 And Barack sent and enquired after a man to sell arms to the Libyans. And one said, Is not this a wrong thing to do…I mean look at Nixon or Oliver North?
4 And Barack sent messengers, and sold weapons to the Muslim Brotherhood; and they in turn gave them to al Qaeda who wanted to destroy the Great Satan ; for Barack thought all was good but someone leaked that he was selling arms to our enemies.
5 And the secret was leaked to the press, but they did not cover it. And the messengers, yea the one who sold, told Barack, and said, will tell if you don’t fix this.
6 And Barack sent to the CIA, saying, Send me this messenger the one who sells. And CIA sent the one who sells and poses as an Ambassador, to Barack.
7 And when Ambassador Chris Stevens was come unto him, Barack demanded of him how Chris Stevens did, and how the people of the democratic Arab revolution did, and how the idea of war prospered.
8 And Barack said to Ambassador Chris Stevens, Go down to Libia, and Collect the arms again. And Ambassador Chris Stevens departed out of the White House, and there followed him a mess of body guards from Barack.
9 But Ambassador Chris Stevens did try to recover the arms sold to them by the white house house with all the servants of his lord, and went not down to his house even during the dangerous 911 time.
10 And when they had told Barack, saying, Ambassador Chris Stevens went down unto the U.S. diplomatic mission in Benghazi, Libya, Ambassador Chris Stevens said unto Barack, sent me not on thy journey? why then didst thou not send more to protect me?
11 And Barack said unto Ambassador Chris Stevens, You are going to have to do this thing quietly as it would be an embarrassment to me should it get out that we sold these arms. So do it quietly and without lots of protection. So local militia guards we hired for some protection.
12 And Barack said to Ambassador Chris Stevens,”Hurry up as the rebellion in Libia progresses and we are not able to control it as well as before. And keep your mouth shut as any leak of this mistake we made would unseat me as king”
13 And when the evil ones, who hath sworn to drink the blood of those who do not worship the same god and who do not confess that there is but one true prophet, saw that Ambassador Chris Stevens was alone they decided to catch him on the important anniversary of the towers falled.
14 And it came to pass in the morning, that the hired guards did take pictures of the house of the Ambassador and did send it to the chief assassin to make plans to catch him and kill him.
15 And he wrote in the letter to the CIA, saying, Set ye the Ambassador in the forefront of the hottest battle, and retire ye from him, that he may be smitten, and die.
16 And it came to pass, when Barack observed the city Benghazi, Libya , that he assigned the Ambassador unto a place where he knew that evil men men were waiting for him.
17 And the Evil men of the city went out, and fought with the Ambasitor: and Barack did watch the battle from the sky in real time. And Good men as well as soldiers did beg for the chance to defend the ambasitor. Barack said denied them but reiterated this is the forefront of the hottest battle, retire ye from him, that he may be smitten, and die.
18 Then brave men refused to follow this command and did join the ambassador at the U.S. diplomatic mission in Benghazi, the White House again told them to stand down.
19 And two hours of being notified that there was an attack under way at the U.S. diplomatic mission in Benghazi, the White House received an email from the State Department stating that a specific terrorist group with ties to al Qaeda had taken credit for the attack.
20 And the attack did go on for many hours yea even in to the night.
21 They who smote Ambassador Chris Stevens did parade him around the square and the evil ones did taste of his blood. Then say thou, Thy servant Ambassador Chris Stevens is dead also but because of a bad video.
22 So the message went out across the land, Ambassador Chris Stevens and 3 brave men died because of a movie made on a shoe string budget and put on youtube.
23 And the press said unto Barack, Surely the men prevailed against us, and came out unto us into the field, because of this movie.
24 And there were some who were sickend by the presidents treason and did leak the truth to the press. And the rest of the media largely stayed away from the story, deflecting it on numerous talk shows by changing the subject, and rarely, if at all, treating it as an Obama administration scandal for there was an election soon and the press wanted their King to win.
25 Then Barack said unto the Press, Let not this thing trouble you, Let not this thing displease thee, for the sword devoureth one as well as another…. but by no falt of ours.
26 And when the administration had been caught in significant lies and contradictions, it managed to kick the full consequences of their actions, and inactions, down the road, past the election.
27 And when the mourning was past, Barack won the election and but a few yea and God remembered his sin.